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		<title>Trials and Tribulations of Drunk Motherhood: The Cheeha &amp; Elina Story</title>
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Angelina Jolie and Madonna can go suck it hard because this summer I adopted myself a real life foreign child! That&#8217;s right, they Fed Exed Mikey from Armenia and my little package could not have been more of a blessing. And by blessing I mean giant dildo type of pain in the ass. Well, to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Owgie and Elina Score at the Flyers Game</title>
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Many people don&#8217;t know that the fastest way to my (heart)gina is through hockey. This is exactly what my friend Owgie must have been thinking when he proposed that we go to one of the games together. My beloved Philadelphia Flyers were playing the Minnesota Wild, and we were sitting third row right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Douche Bag Review IV: Psycho Stalkers</title>
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Since sticking obnoxious people into Institutions became illegal, stalkers have been plaguing our very existence. Best known as the sore  assholes of society, stalkers have no shame and creep up on you faster than a case of explosive diarrhea. Not the kind caused by rancid meat or bad sushi, mind you. However, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pressing Issues Which I Will Discuss With the Eloquence of Anderson Cooper. Part IV: Mismatched Couples</title>
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Have you ever walked by a couple and thought &#8221; Holly mother of God!&#8221; Well I seem to be doing that more often these days. For once, I can&#8217;t blame this on my general dislike for most people. No, I&#8217;m referring to the token mismatched couple! In case this is still unclear, I will go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chuck-A-Bitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 14:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
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My genuine dislike of most people is as much a secret as Lance Bass&#8217; sexual preferences. I don&#8217;t hide my low tolerance for folks who consistently suck at life. This doesn&#8217;t mean that I would like to banish them from, oh let&#8217;s say the face of the Earth, but rather just gather them all up [...]]]></description>
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